Lyrics
[Verse 1] I know you are a ninja Don't tell me that you're not I looked into the kitchen... ... [Jump scare] AAAH!! Nani?! How'd you get over there?! You keep surprising me every day You never make a single sound One moment no one's anywhere... The next... you're standing all around! [Verse 2] I don't hear you on the stairway I don't hear you down the hall I swear these floors squeak just for me... But not for you at all! [Jump scare] WHOOA!! Mata ka?! Seriously?! [Pre-Chorus] I don't know what you are eating I don't know how you train But every time I blink my eyes... You sneak up once again! [Chorus] I know you are a ninja You can deny it if you please But nobody's THAT sneaky Without ancient mysteries! I know you took ninja lessons Somewhere high upon a hill You say you're "just walking normally..." Yeah... I'm not buying it still! [Verse 3] I opened up the refrigerator Went to grab another drink... [Jump scare] SWEET MAMA NINJA!! Maji?! How long have you been standing there?! I checked the living room already! I KNOW you weren't inside! Unless you're teleporting now... There's nowhere left to hide! [Bridge] Do you practice with the shadows? Did you study with the breeze? Have the squirrels been your teachers? Did they train you in the trees? Maybe you've got smoke bombs hidden... Maybe secret ninja gear... [Jump scare] SAMURAI SANDWICHES!! Mendokusai!! You did it AGAIN!! [Final Chorus] I know you are a ninja I finally solved the case I've gathered all the evidence... It's written on your face! You can smile and keep denying But I know the truth by now One day I'm gonna catch you... [Jump scare] AAAH!! Sakura-hime!! ...Nope. You got me again. [Outro] I still don't know your secret... I guess I never will... If I ever lose my car keys... ... I'm asking YOU.
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